It's not you, it's me. You know where we'll be - on the BOAT!

Wear an unapologetic apology for prioritizing yourself and heading to your happy place.

Our cotton/poly blend feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. Choose from a variety of colors.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide - Measurements in inches

SIZE	LENGTH	WIDTH	CHEST
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
SM	28	18	34-37
MD	29	20	38-41
LG	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2X	32	26	50-53
3X	33	28	54-57